Sleep Deprivation Is Not Your Friend (A Speech)

A little while back, I unveiled my true identity on this blog. I mentioned that it was partly because it would allow me to offer you other content, content that would be impossible to hide behind the two dimensional cartoon-face drawing that represented the pseudonym of Phil. Here is one such bit.

The premise of the speech is simply to entertain with a serious undertone. So, without further ado, I give you a link to my After Dinner Speech. (It begins at 55:37 into the OSAA’s video and is about seven minutes long.) You can find the hilarious, amusing, entertaining, poignant*, funny speech here.

*It’s not actually poignant. You should know me well enough by now to have figured that out.

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  1. That is a great video. I guess I am late but congrats, speeches are tough.

  2. Juliana says:

    This is fantastic! As someone who is working on an after dinner speech for next year’s debate season, I really enjoyed your speech.

  3. Sleep deprivation is not your friend in any phase of life!

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